(Sadly, I dont know his tumblr. If you do, feel free to credit!)
No shit Sherlock
in other breaking news, matches can cause fire
Breaking news: Water is wet
it has come to my attention that rocks are not alive
I just died 😳
some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.
I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??
What the hell do they mean “overwheight”. She looks perfectly healthy, and as Cece said: GORGEOUS. Woah.
when people complain about the ending of the catching fire movie
I need a stupid fic where they`ve been going to the same college for almost a year but have never exchanged more than a few passing glances. But then when they`re going home for winter break both of their flights get canceled because of a blizzard that blew into the area all of a sudden and its like 2 am and john is fucking tired and just kind of falls asleep and ends up leaning on dave. And then they`re stuck in the airport because they`re snowed in and they end up becoming friends and meet rose and jade and they spend Christmas in the airport and jade insists they sing carols and dave makes a really crappy sketch of a Christmas tree on his phone and they give eachother random things from the shops in the airport and I just really want that ok
Shinganshina trio waking up.
Rin and Len being classy.
What else could you be doing with your hands if they aren’t pleasing me